"Wanton Mistress of the Encyclopedia"

23-year-old Web Developer.
she/her/hers

I like monsters, aliens, mad scientists, robots, gimmicky superheros, gimmicky-er supervillains, and rarely talked about or somewhat morbid career paths, so if you know any shows with these things, feel free to throw them my way.

I'm overly fond of virtual petsites and birds.

Feeling down?
Need some guidance?
Maybe some cute animals will help

 

GUYS

tibcat:

Okay so I’ve been watching the 4chan chats and they have a ‘gore bomb’ planned for the 29th. 7-29-14 DO NO GO ON TUMBLR THAT DAY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE GORE OR BE TRIGGERED!!! These are the Tags they will we posting gore on:


otherkin, sjw, feminism, feminist, literally every derivative of feminism, sj, social justice, ableism, rape culture, fat acceptance, fatspo, haes, health at every size, snk, attack on titan, superwholock, sherlock, supernatural, doctor who, body positive, patriarchy, woc, poc, lgbt(q), peace, misogyny, poly, polysexual, pansexual, trans, transgender, transsexual, asexual, bisexual, tumblr, genderqueer, womyn, womyn of color, ptsd, harry potter, free!, equal rights, women’s rights, fat shaming, sj, cis, transexual, love, equality, feminazi, acceptance, fatacceptance, sexism, misogyny, misandry, Super who lock, Ableist, Whovians, Fat acceptance, Prejudice, 4th of July, Captain America, Yes all women tag, shreck, PTSD, FLOWERS, RECOVERY, HELP, Cats, Dogs, Birds, Animals, Pets, Self harm tags, Marvel, Avengers, Sherlock, AOT, Attack on titian, SNK, Free!, Doctor who, Equality, Women, Womyn, Feminism, Sherlock, Supernatural, Fandoms, Dragons, Vegan, Poetry, 1D, Harry potter, anxiety, self-help, bipolar, depressed, schizhophrenia, schizophrenic, INeedToPee, Unleash The Dragon, Love, Dragons, Dragon, Patriarchy, Pride, Signal Boost, Polysexual, Demisexual, fuck4chan, signal-boost

So please spread the word about this and tell others with triggers to stay off these tags and off tumblr this day 7-29-14

Thank you

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seenaill:

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW  UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A  CROW? I’M DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW  UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A  CROW? I’M DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

(Source: 4gifs)

Yeah okay mystery tea actually tastes like must and I forgot to bring my loose-leaf strainer so I can’t even drink my backup tea

ah well

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

There’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first, but I was absolutely adamant.

Peter Capaldi, Sunday Times Magazine

(via lordwhat)

Peter Capaldi might just save Doctor Who…

(via sherlocked-by-watson-in-asgard)

Sometimes I remember that Peter Capaldi is now the Doctor and I cry and my tears are hope.

(via savewilliamgraham)

(Source: colemancutie)

Mystery Tea Round 2:

There was a dingy looking plastic bag of unmarked tea packets in my cupboard and I have no clue what type of tea they are but I’m going to find out

They smell kind of bad though, kinda musty. This may turn out to be a bad idea stay tuned

bigbardafree:

i wish marvel fandom would realize that nobody hates dc comics more than dc fans like they dont have to keep reminding us

i am literally going to buy every single dragon a pair of glasses I NEED THEM SO BADLY also everyone will look dumb and ill love it

YESSSSSSSSSS

also glasses on snappers is going to be hilarious.

I’M SO PUMPED FOR GLASSES I have an old grandpa tundra who’s going to look  a d o r a b l e  in them

so ready for glasses

s o   r e a d y

lets talk about how spectacles are going to look on ridgebacks i need 100 ridgeback males in with granny glasses

SCREECHES I HADN’T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT NOW I NEED IT

I actually have an elderly Ridgeback in my Old Dergs collection I need his glasses to balance precariously on the tip of his nose with a long granny chain keeping them from getting lost

this won’t happen

but I want it nonetheless.

I’m going to need so many glasses I’m gonna cry