"Wanton Mistress of the Encyclopedia"
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
I bought a box of pizzelles when I went out to get deli meat today and I’ve already eaten 3/4ths of them
*sighs* so basically when the landlord renovated he kinda sorta patched over the cable jack. Like, the wiring is still there, it’s just. All behind a wall now. Which is. Quite Disappointing.
I tried to get in contact with him on the off chance he’d let me cut the wall open to get it out again so I can have Real Internet instead of stolen internet, but he hasn’t got back to me. He was also supposed to show up at some point today to check the tub drain, and that. Never happened either, so I wasted a lot of the day waiting for him to show up. Debating if I want to walk over to the laundromat today or do it tomorrow morning before mom picks me up for Easter.
Looks like I’ve got another week of slow stolen internet at the very least~
yeah that’s cool! the ivory/tomato one is the best, the other two fuckers have the exact same colors as their parents i cannot believe their nerve
WOW WHAT LITTLE SHITS huh looking at it though you’ve got a surprisingly small range for progens.
I’m just a sucker for ivory I have so few ivory dragons but its such a nice color??